All entries are real, and typed exactly as they were written, with misspellings, terrible slang and cringe-worthy stuff that could only come out of a teenager's mouth.


(names throughout the posting of these diary entries have been changed to protect the innocent. Or those that would be terribly embarrassed today to have been associated with me in any way back then.)

Monday, October 1, 1984 (age 13)

Hello!
Might as well start with October cuz I can't wait till January!  First, I went to school. Oh, that Tyler Sherman! He's so fine! I'm hoping so hard that he'll ask me out. But he goes with that slutty bitch Ivy Cubero. She doesn't deserve him. He's too good for her.
Whoops a D- on my math exam. Someone's gonna be pissed!
Also went over to Lacey's to do homework - Time to spaz!
Nadine's mad at me. She thinks I called Ben Chalmers and said it was her! Sometimes she can be a real dick-shit. Well, that's all for today!