Hello and welcome to the wide, wide world of being a bitch. Today we will show you our contestants and how they qualify. Contestant Number 1: Mrs. Culver. Mrs. Culver is a school teacher with a knack for lowering an entire classes grade by 3 points without reason. For Example: Daphne S had a 72 but Mrs. Culver lowered it 3 points to a 69. Next contestant, Number 2: Marion Stevenson. Marion Stevenson is a mother who loves to be a bitch. Ask Mrs. Stevenson a question such as "Just for 5 minutes can I go next door to see Nick and Neil's new bedroom set?" The reply? "NO". Who will win? Tune in next time to Bitch Mania!
I was a teenager during the years 1984-1989. I lived in New England at this time. I also kept a diary. You know how people will describe teenagers and say stuff like "oh they are so sophisticated for their age!" As you will see, this never applied to me. I was a massive wallflower. A dorky, un-hip, living-in-a-bubble child of the 80's. In other words, a teenage dumbass.
Monday, September 10, 2012
Friday, February 8, 1985 (age 13)
Hello and welcome to the wide, wide world of being a bitch. Today we will show you our contestants and how they qualify. Contestant Number 1: Mrs. Culver. Mrs. Culver is a school teacher with a knack for lowering an entire classes grade by 3 points without reason. For Example: Daphne S had a 72 but Mrs. Culver lowered it 3 points to a 69. Next contestant, Number 2: Marion Stevenson. Marion Stevenson is a mother who loves to be a bitch. Ask Mrs. Stevenson a question such as "Just for 5 minutes can I go next door to see Nick and Neil's new bedroom set?" The reply? "NO". Who will win? Tune in next time to Bitch Mania!
Hello and welcome to the wide, wide world of being a bitch. Today we will show you our contestants and how they qualify. Contestant Number 1: Mrs. Culver. Mrs. Culver is a school teacher with a knack for lowering an entire classes grade by 3 points without reason. For Example: Daphne S had a 72 but Mrs. Culver lowered it 3 points to a 69. Next contestant, Number 2: Marion Stevenson. Marion Stevenson is a mother who loves to be a bitch. Ask Mrs. Stevenson a question such as "Just for 5 minutes can I go next door to see Nick and Neil's new bedroom set?" The reply? "NO". Who will win? Tune in next time to Bitch Mania!
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