Monday, September 10, 2012

Friday, February 8, 1985 (age 13)



Hello and welcome to the wide, wide world of being a bitch. Today we will show you our contestants and how they qualify. Contestant Number 1: Mrs. Culver.  Mrs. Culver is a school teacher with a knack for lowering an entire classes grade by 3 points without reason. For Example: Daphne S had a 72 but Mrs. Culver lowered it 3 points to a 69.  Next contestant, Number 2: Marion Stevenson. Marion Stevenson is a mother who loves to be a bitch. Ask Mrs. Stevenson a question such as "Just for 5 minutes can I go next door to see Nick and Neil's new bedroom set?" The reply? "NO". Who will win? Tune in next time to Bitch Mania!

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