Saturday, November 3, 1984 (age 13)

Well today nothing really happened except Maddie went to work and me and Kelsey dressed up like real gays with these funky costumes. Later Sabrina came over and we had these obscene phone calls (WE did them). It was so funny! We were calling up people and saying “Do you have a dick?” and “Did you know your husband has a pussy?” And really OBSCENE things like that. Well, that’s really all!